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  • 18 May 2012

Kevin Baldwin

Born: Norwich, 1961. Baptised: Carrow Road, 1967. Went to Norwich School on the 11-plus and Jesus College, Cambridge on the A11. Has worked in advertising for over 20 years, with breaks to write four books (Norfolk 'n' Good, The Second Coming, This Supporting Life and Bald) and questions/insults for The Weakest Link. Despite living in London, went 11 years without missing a competitive City match.

That, folks, was officially my last trip to Portman Road. If that’s as good as the policing gets, I’ll stick to my sofa from now on…

April 24th, 2011 by Kevin Baldwin | Comments Off

The police, having allowed this situation to develop in the first place, appeared to have no idea at all how to defuse it. We were wedged between a row of horses at the front and vans at the back and couldn’t move. In effect, we were being ‘kettled’ – something I never expected to experience…

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I have just passed a minor landmark; nothing special. But thought it might be time to fondly recall my so-called ‘wilderness years…

March 24th, 2011 by Kevin Baldwin | Comments Off

She views my unbroken run of matches between 1991 and 2002 as my barren wilderness years, when I supposedly cut a sorry figure wandering the country from ground to ground like a poor lost soul, carrier bag in hand to stop my match programme from going soggy.

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It takes a brave footballer to keep passing in the 94th minute. That’s why we are blessed with Lambert’s braves

February 15th, 2011 by Kevin Baldwin | 1 Comment »

He says there are two types of bravery on a football pitch: the first and most obvious is being prepared to go in for challenges when you know there’s a fair chance you’re going to get hurt; the second is being prepared to take the ball and play it with control under pressure….

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Lessons from the day that the Lambert balloon first went up; that the cow in the other field isn’t always the, um, right cow…

January 17th, 2011 by Kevin Baldwin | Comments Off

The first sign that something might be afoot came the weekend before. I was listening to 6-0-6 (a rare event these days, and likely to become even rarer if Robbie Savage is a regular on there) when a Burnley fan came on and said he’d heard Lambert had resigned…

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A festive little ditty or two to keep us all in the post-derby party mood… Happy Xmas, one and all.

December 10th, 2010 by Kevin Baldwin | 3 Comments »

Deck the stands with boughs of holly, 
Four-four-four-four-four, four-four-four-one,
Ipswich fans are melancholy, 
Four-four-four-four-four, four-four-four-one.
Those in yellow/green apparel, 
Four-four-four, four-four-four, four-four-one,
Bent their players o’er a barrel,
Four-four-four-four-four, four-four-four-one…
   
I had thought about filling this entire column with festive ditties basking in our derby win.  But it’s now a week and a half since that glorious afternoon, and as Paul Lambert told [...]

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Disappointment is in our very DNA; at Carrow Road and beyond, we live to disappoint

November 5th, 2010 by Kevin Baldwin | 2 Comments »

Admittedly, the general level of unhappiness within football is exaggerated by the way the word ‘disappointed’ is used by people within the game to soften their opinions and escape censure from the authorities – a bit like the use of ‘allegedly’ on Have I Got News For You to cover legally contentious statements.

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The phrase ‘taking each game as it comes’ doesn’t just apply to football you know..

October 6th, 2010 by Kevin Baldwin | Comments Off

Perhaps the truth is that I’ve now reached the point in life where there’s more past than there is future. And the past is where much of the best stuff lies. Like playing Sunday football. My career is certainly into the pantomime phase now. (“Where’s my regular salary, boys and girls?” Audience: “Behind you!”)

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Football and our obsession with percentages explained. Well, sort of…

September 9th, 2010 by Kevin Baldwin | Comments Off

‘The attendance at Portman Road is 25,000, including 2,500 visiting Norwich supporters. What percentage of the crowd is guaranteed to feel happy on the way home?’ (Answer: 10%. Even if City haven’t won, we always go away pleased that we don’t live there.)

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Ah, the start of another new season is upon us once again…(yawn)…

August 4th, 2010 by Kevin Baldwin | 1 Comment »

With admittedly poor timing, we’re going on holiday on Friday; instead of walking down Rouen Road to the ground in the evening, I’m going to be in a hotel near Rouen trying to keep up with what’s going on. But the main reason for my lack of enthusiasm is that my appetite for football has been dulled (only temporarily, I hope) by the World Cup.

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Credit where credit’s due…City’s achievement is all too rare. It’s time to party!

April 22nd, 2010 by Kevin Baldwin | 2 Comments »

The magnitude of what City have achieved over the last nine months is truly extraordinary. First, there’s the simple fact that we’ve gone straight back up automatically. It happens a lot less often than you’d think – and I know, because I’ve checked.

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