Hang on a minute, Stan has found a pulse.
Having thought a combination of clogged arteries, seizure and complete collapse had rendered the patient DOA, Dr Stan can report that there is life in the old club yet.
And that, Stan suggests, is why we all love football and Norwich City FC – there must always be hope to bolster the faith.
Now, having got a bunch of mixed metaphors out of the way, let's get to the crux of it.
Norwich went to Man City – …