I still haven't started writing my sitcom.
The Spanish for Absolute Beginners course I bought a few months ago is still in el boxo. (Evidently.)
And my intention to get fit in readiness for the day when my young son wants to have a kick-about in the park (which cannot be far away, judging from the power with which he's now belting his Winnie The Pooh ball against the neighbour's fence�) remains a mere intention.
Once again the close season has …