Now what? What happens next, after a campaign with so many once-in-a-lifetime days?
What follows after a season which we shall remember until our last breaths?
I can tell you what won’t happen. Paul Lambert won’t leave for West Ham.
And we won’t receive a postal order of £90 million in next week’s post.
Let’s deal with those two non-happenings in detail. West Ham do want Lambert.
But, leaving aside many other considerations, the London club’s chairmen, the Davids Sullivan and Gold, are not the sort of employers for whom he could work. I know and like Sullivan, but he relishes all the wheeling and dealing of transfer shenanigans and mostly signs players involved with Barry Silkman’s agency.
West Ham managers have no say in the signings, and Sullivan has a record of buying players like Mido and Benni McCarthy. Those two are big examples why Lambert would hate Sullivan’s acquisitions policy. And I do mean big.
Compare and contrast with Lambert’s credo. He likes players with a point to prove: wannabes, not hasbeens; hungry men, not players who are too well-fed to move, let alone care.
Now, that slab of money that’s coming.
In Saturday’s Pinkun, Chris Lakey wrote: “Promotion to the top flight nowadays is estimated to be worth around £90 million – and that’s just for a team that finishes bottom of the league in its first season.”
True, but… The only money City are guaranteed to receive next season is, as near as damn it, £40 million. That is the amount that the club finishing bottom is paid in “merit money” and payments from broadcasting rights.
But it arrives in scheduled tranches during the course of the season. If we go down – I think we might not (more of that later) – then we get parachute payments of £16m a year for four years (£48m).
But if we were to be relegated owing substantial sums to other clubs, then the Premier League could deduct those amounts from our parachute payments (as they did with Portsmouth).
And again, the parachute payments come in instalments and not in one helpful lump. So City receive“only” £40 million next season: the amount chairman Alan Bowkett said at the player of the year dinner would be available to Lambert “for players”.
Some clarification is needed with that pledge as well. Some of City’s new-found wealth is spoken for because some debts became repayable on promotion to the Premier League.
Andrew and Sharon Turner’s £2 million loan will probably have to be repaid asap.
Delia, Michael and Michael Foulger also have loans repayable on promotion to the Premier League. My understanding is that they are NOT seeking repayment.
My nagging worry was that some of the bigger loans, to the banks and to AXA, would also fall due upon promotion. That is not the case.
I don’t doubt that chairman Bowkett in paying off the Turners and some relatively small amounts of the big debts will be able to do that from other revenue streams that will increase in the Premier League.
And he will also be making the unassailable point to the banks that the best way forward for everyone is for City to try to stay in the Premier League.
We don’t want to be getting £16 million a year parachute payments. We want £40 million-plus a year fees for not going down, thank you.
And so Lambert will, indeed, be handed that £40 million ‘war chest’.
But he can’t spend it on eight £5 million players. The £40 million has to cover wages and bonuses for the entire squad. That was one of the fallacies of Callum-gate: that you could splurge a sum on transfers without considering the remuneration of those players.
So, what happens next? Our manager will stay and gather together some more hungry young wannabes to complement the host of heroes who have achieved so much.
Our manager will build a squad who will scrap for every Premier League point. Our manager and our team will have days when the resources of opponents overwhelm them.
But no manager I have met or observed closely is better able to get their heads right to deal with occasions like that.
The fact that Lambert’s City have never suffered back-to-back defeats is not a statistical anomaly or a happy co-incidence. And all those last-gasp goals were not a fluke or a freak.
Lambert’s City bounce back from reverses and don’t know when they are beaten because of sort of players he signs and the positive changes he makes when a win is still possible.
That’s why I won’t buy any of the T-shirts and other mementoes saying “Premier League 2010-2011”.
Before the Coventry match I bought a couple of 9-2 mugs to commemorate making mugs of the Town, but I didn’t want Premier League souvenirs with a finite date on, because I think Lambert’s City have a realistic chance of an extended sojourn in the top division.
But before my final opinion about what happens next, I need to take you back to our club’s lowest ebb for very nearly half a century.
You will all have your own, individual recollections of that 7-1 record home defeat on the opening day of our season in the third tier. Mine involve being abused by fans outside afterwards, because I am guilty of the ‘crime’ of supporting the owners of our club.
At the time, it made me angry. My wife did not deserve to be treated like that, and we were hurting just as much as the fans screaming and swearing at us.
But that was the key element. We were all hurting. I understand that, and acknowledge that some always feel the need to protest when they are aching inside. They don’t have columns and broadcasting opportunities or any other way of expressing their distress.
So I accept I am fortunate and, since I make a living out of expressing opinions, I have to be prepared to listen to opinions about me.
Two days later, my wife and I attended the AGM of the Capital Canaries: the London supporters’ club. We’ve been members since we moved from Norfolk to Hertfordshire in 1978 but rarely go to meetings.
We felt we had to go that night because Delia and Michael were due to attend and feared they might be walking into a bear-pit. They have shown great personal kindness to me and we wanted to support them.
In the event, all the Caps were as decent as I should have expected. There was strong feeling and there were pointed questions, but D & M were treated with courtesy.
The following day, I got up at 4am so that I could finish a writing assignment in time to drive to Yeovil for City’s Carling Cup tie. My wife used some of her leave entitlement to finish work early.
And, there, in Somerset, behind the away end at Huish Park, a remarkable and moving thing happened. A car-park 254.2 miles from Carrow Road began to fill with vehicles carrying City fans.
The Yellow Army was assembling.
There was a gallows humour, certainly. They were bowed but not broken. There was a steadfast determination to support Norwich City, no matter what. Later that night, in the bedroom of a cheap hotel, I discovered that some keyboard warriors who had not made the trip were still abusing me.
I have paid to watch Norwich home and away whenever my work allows for longer than most of my critics have been born, but, truly, I didn’t care.
Because those two days in August 2009 made me as proud of my club and the folk involved with it as I have ever been. No other owners anywhere on Planet Football would have done what Delia and Michael did on Monday 10 August 2009: honour a promise to face supporters after the crushing despair of relegation and the desperate desolation of that home defeat.
And I cannot believe any other set of fans would have turned out in such numbers for a Carling Cup tie the other end of the country despite the wretchedness we all felt.
Those two assets – committed owners and loyal fans – are beyond price.
And so those of us who were at Charlton on Sunday 3 May 2009, and at Carrow Road on Saturday 8 August 2009 were utterly entitled to go mental at Fratton Park on Monday 2 May 2011.
The morning after Pompey, I had a dawn flight to Barcelona, where I had to feign interest in the Champions League semi-final.
At the Camp Nou, I took my seat next to the Telegraph’s Henry Winter in the media gantry and he said: “Mick, I will let you talk about Norwich for five minutes but then you have to stop.”
I said: “I am sorry, but I shall never stop talking about what I have witnessed this week and this season.”
And I explained to Henry that it was a damn close thing. Relegation to the third tier nearly killed Norwich City. But promotion to the Premier League has ensured that the doubts are over and the debts are manageable.
So, what happens next?
There will be more adventures. There will be more downs, certainly. There will be more ups, definitely. But what will happen next is that the club we all care about will survive. Now we know that is certain.
Now excuse me, but I need to go mental again…
Well said Mick!
Excellent article. I didn’t make the Colchester game, or Yeovil. Live in Edinburgh, and work / travel were difficult. Made the Exeter game, when the 1-1 draw gave us our first point in League One. Brian Gunn had gone the day before, and emotions were raw. Above all this, thouigh, was my totally irrational, but profound love for NCFC. I was born in Edinburgh. I still live there. I can’t explain why I follow NCFC — I just do. I certainly went mental at Fratton Park. I, and thousands of other Canary fans, deserved to. Those rare moments of unbridled joy help salve the frequent moments of pain that come with supporting NCFC, or a host of other clubs. Premier League? Bring it on! OTBC
Hi Mick
Brilliant column, its a pleasure to read someone paid to write about football for a living write with so much passion about the club he still supports
You will not remember me but along time ago, when you worked for ECN and were paid to write about NCFC, our paths used to cross on occasions. I was also working at the time for ECN, still am for that matter,although doing a different job and now Archant of course,in the Dispatch department down on the ground floor. Talking to you about NCFC it was clear you loved the job and the club and I am delighted that the love for the club has not waned
All the best
Mark
Well said Mick. I count my self lucky to have been born in Norwich and first taken to Carrow Rd by my dear old dad when I was a boy of 8 yrs old.
Next season will be my 58th, its been one hell of a ride but I wouldn’t swap my club for any other on earth.
well said mick, and i can assure you that 90% of fans will agree with you. delia and the 2 michaels have been brillant. and both delia and hubby have now done as much (IF NOT MORE) then sir geoffrey wattling. who himself was a saint.
keep up the good work and pass mine and the many thanks of ALL city fans to dell girl.
A fantastic read. I really enjoyed this. After the 7-1 defeat in a huge amount of despair over the club. I wondered whether we would really be able to bounce back! That is why, 2 years on, I know find it hard to believe we are back in the top flight of English, and possibly world, football!
I got on the back of the club a little, but I would never have denounced what they have done for us! The board, Delia and Michael et al. have done fantastic things with this club. They aren’t super rich billionaires with plenty of money to throw at the club, but they are true supporters and that counts for far more!
I really hope we hold our own in the Premiership and we can give many of those teams a run for their money. But at the end of the day, you just have to be happy with how well the last 2 seasons have gone with this team and this manager and this board.
Long may the brilliance of Norwich continue and long may you comment upon them and express your opinion to every Journo in the country and get them to recognise the incredible story and club that is Norwich city! It’s the least we deserve!
thanks for this brilliant contribtion. I was at Yeovil too and proud to be there We saw the first signs of what a special talent Holt is. And Brentford , where Lambert must have realised how much work was needed. Over a week after Fratton Park I still find it difficult to believe what they have achieved. One final celebration this evening might just help to let it sink in. We ARE Premier League ! OTBC
Whoops. Just spotted an arithmetic howler. The parachute payments are £16m for years one and two and then £8m for three and four (making a total of £48m). Sorry. But we won’t be getting them anyway, because we’ll stay up.
I’m 62 years old and in May 2009 I sat in front of my PC and wept – what had ‘they’ done to my beloved Norwich City.
I was born and raised in the ‘Royal County’ and first went to Carrow Road in 1955 and I with my two sons and now my grandson (age 7) are and always will be season ticket holders at ‘the City’-they were born and live in Essex but there can only be one football club for them.
The wheel has now turned full circle and those tears are now tears of joy – not so much because Norwich City are in The Premier League but because of the joy that Paul Lambert and his team has brought to my family over the past two seasons and the certain knowledge that the honourable institution that is Norwich City Football Club is once again talked about with admiration and for going about its business in the right way – a proper football club.
Mick, your article inspired me to write – it said everything I felt and more, thank you.
I have just enjoyed a great read. Someone who has lots of passion for my favourite club. This is all thanks to your boys
Mick just read your column yet again top quality and agree with your coments ,also heard you on the hawksby and jacobs show on talk sport the day after the portsmouth game .You were perring with pride about city,s exploits over the last 2 years under lambert ,long may it continue OTBC