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Do the footballing gods have one final trick in store? And if they do, will it end in glory or despair?

30th April 2015 By Kevin Baldwin 12 Comments

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What happened at Rotherham wasn’t entirely Lewis Grabban’s fault. I have to take some of the blame as well.

Here’s the thing.

It was our son’s under-8s cup final on Saturday morning, and I offered the football gods a deal: if his team could lift the trophy, I would accept City not winning in the afternoon.

It’s not the faust time I’ve offered an illicit pact of this kind. (Er, I mean first.) But it’s one of the rare occasions when the agreement’s been carried out.

Harry’s team won 3-2, calmly and effectively withstanding the pressure they were under in the last five minutes – in contrast to City a few hours later.

Now, this may seem disloyal of me, but hear me out. I figured that we’d be likely to end up in the play-offs anyway; after all, it looks like winning the last two games still wouldn’t have been enough to secure automatic promotion.

This being the case, it’s better to accept a place in the play-offs as early as possible.  It would have been far worse to be clinging on to a sliver of hope in the final game against Fulham and suffer the disappointment then.

As it is, the players now have plenty of time to prepare mentally for the challenge of the extra games ahead.

Would I have made the deal with the gods if victory at Rotherham would have guaranteed promotion? Hmm, that’s a difficult one. I really don’t know.

I can’t say for certain that I wouldn’t, having seen the joy on Harry’s face when his team won. That’s a moment that will stay with him, and with me, for life.  And as I’ve argued several times in this column over the years, memorable moments are what ultimately matter in football.

I’m really hoping that we’ll all have such a moment in a few weeks’ time, in the form of a trip to Wembley. Watching Norwich play there is long, long overdue – and I don’t just mean because it’s thirty years since our last Wembley appearance.

Here’s a question for you. Since the new Wembley Stadium opened in 2007, how many of the 92 teams currently in the Premier and Football Leagues have played there?

Go on, have a think. I’ll give you a bit of time.

Dum-de-dum-de-dum…

OK, what do you reckon? Twenty? Thirty? It couldn’t be as many as forty, could it?

The answer, which surprised me when I worked it out, is sixty-six. And that doesn’t include three teams (Grimsby, Stockport and Torquay) who have since dropped out of the Football League.

Sixty-six. In other words, more than two-thirds of the clubs in the top four divisions have played at Wembley in the last seven years.  And we’re in the minority who haven’t.

That’s something that really needs to be corrected.

This would be a fitting year to do it, being the 30th anniversary of the Milk Cup win.  And as things stand, there’s the possibility that we could commemorate that triumph in a similar fashion: beating Ipswich over two legs of a semi-final before meeting a team in red and white from the north-east.

Do the football gods have such a neat parallel arranged? We can’t count on it.  Sometimes they don’t follow the script everyone’s anticipated – something Steven Gerrard will no doubt reflect on when he’s sitting at home reading his birthday cards on FA Cup final day.

And sometimes they add a mischievous twist to proceedings, as in 2009 when City marked the 50th anniversary of reaching the FA Cup semi-final as a third-tier club, not by embarking on another cup run but by becoming a third-tier club again.

Whatever the gods have in store for us over the next few weeks, I’m feeling more excited than fearful at the moment.

If we go up, fantastic.

If we don’t, we’ll still have the prospect of Alex Neil taking on the Championship over a full season.  Any squad departures should be compensated for by his ability to develop young players, demonstrated during his time at Hamilton.

And I think the effect of the reduction in parachute payments is generally overstated; none of the other clubs in the current top six has enjoyed the financial benefit this season.

Besides, moving from the first slot on the Football League Show to the last on Match of the Day would only save us about ten minutes on a Saturday night.

As I impressed upon Harry before his cup final – unnecessarily, as it turned out – if things don’t go the way you want, it’s not the end of the world.

There’s always another chapter.

If not another column.

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Given that this is Kevin’s final MyFootballWriter piece, I would just like to offer a heart-felt thanks to him for his loyalty and efforts over the last nine years – nine years, is that right? Summer of 2006; so, yes, nine years… Jeez.

Kevin was one of the very first people I contacted with regard to writing a regular column here on MFW; his thought-provoking, dark-humoured columns have never disappointed and epitomised what I always wanted to deliver on here – a good, honest, literary read about all things Norwich City offering a quality of footballing prose to mark us out from the online crowd.

Kevin made us stand out in that regard. I can only thank him again – and wish him all the very best for whatever is next.

Rick


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  1. Jon Dunn says

    30th April 2015 at 8:21 am

    Good piece to sign off with, Kevin.
    I still smile even now when I think back to the Blackburn Rovers chapter in your book Norfolk ‘n Good 🙂
    Shame you’re leaving, as this column has benefited from your valid, salient points and humorous writing style, as opposed to some people’s tendency to waffle endlessly! OTBC!

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  2. Stewart Lewis says

    30th April 2015 at 8:29 am

    If I had time, I’d set up multiple identities to respond to this (I wonder if that’s what happened with Russ’s piece yesterday…). But in the meantime – and with no offence intended – three perspectives:

    1 Mephistopheles here. Just to mention that these pacts are still available. I love the stories that come with them – saving fallen women, kiddies’ Cup Finals and so on. A personal favourite is still that Nick Clegg and ‘the national interest’. Still, this one stirred up more controversy than I was expecting…

    2. God speaking. I’d have more respect for Mephistopheles if he wasn’t such a cynic – you know, the one who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. This was a pact made in honour. I couldn’t undo it, but I can try to shift other things around to help. Organising Fulham’s winner against Boro took a bit of effort, I can tell you. After that, I just didn’t have the strength to prevent Bournemouth getting two points from their last two games, so I thought it was better to put you all out of your agony. But I think I can get you Ipswich in the playoffs.

    3. Stewart. Kevin: very sorry to hear this will be your last MFW piece. You’re a fine writer – both on this forum and beyond – and a good guy. All best wishes for the future.

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  3. Dan R says

    30th April 2015 at 8:37 am

    All the best Kevin, I’ve enjoyed your pieces in the 3 years or so I’ve been on here. Not sure about U8s Cup Finals though, far too young for competitive footy in my jaundiced view!!

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  4. Walli A. Cane says

    30th April 2015 at 9:57 am

    Yeh, best of Kevin. Any more books in the pipeline?

    Jon(1) – “waffle endlessly” – care to name “those people?”

    Quiz question for Kevin & anyone else – the Sunderland player in the photo with the article scored 1 international goal in his career. Which country was it against?

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  5. Gary Field says

    30th April 2015 at 10:14 am

    Great last article Kevin. They’ve been a pleasure to read over the years.

    Don’t beat yourself up over Rotherham, I think, deep down, very one of us, whilst desperate for an automatic spot, had a little yearning for a detour to the Premier League via Wembley.

    30 years on, it’s surely written in the stars!

    OTBC

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  6. Keith B says

    30th April 2015 at 11:40 am

    Excellent piece and a shame you are not writing any more. Once Watford and Bournemouth’s last 3 games were obviously against teams already on the beach I was pretty certain we would only be able to reach the Promised Land via the play offs.

    I totally agree that knowing we are in them for certain is an advantage.

    In theory I agree with Gary (5) that a detour via Wembley sounds attractive were it not for the fact that

    1 it’s most likely to be against the fall guys from Middlesbrough

    2 it’s Bank Holiday Monday, and train services from here in the North West are going to be severely disrupted (4 sections of the West Coast Main Line will be closed) and the motorways crowded. To some extent the same will apply from Norwich of course, but at least there must be some chance of specially scheduled trains, and vast numbers of coaches, being put on from there.

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  7. Neil Pearce says

    30th April 2015 at 12:16 pm

    Kevin, sorry to hear this will be your last article. I have enjoyed your writing immensely ever since picking up a copy of Norfolk ‘N’ Good, and have read your subsequent books also. You have definitely brought something different to the site and I for one will very much miss your contributions. I wish you all the best in your future projects. OTBC!

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  8. Michael D says

    30th April 2015 at 1:58 pm

    Thanks Kevin too for all your good reads over the years. They’ve helped me at times help keep a son going who suffers from mental depression, in our collective support for Norwich City.

    May the fates smile for your next ventures.

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  9. Stewart Lewis says

    30th April 2015 at 6:40 pm

    Walli (4): I wasn’t going to ask Jon who he meant – not sure I want to hear the answer…

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  10. Chris w says

    30th April 2015 at 8:50 pm

    Always get excited when I see the name Kevin Baldwin under a MFW articles heading. Yellow Lines was one of my most enjoyable holiday reads and even my non-football following wife enjoys the way many articles revolve around a family theme. May I suggest that an encore piece be published should the gods oblige and deliver a trophy on 25 May? You just cannot bail out at a time like this, can you, unless of course you know something we don’t?

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  11. Martin says

    30th April 2015 at 10:23 pm

    Please write some more books Kevin! You are a great author.

    Great articles on here too and I’ve enjoyed reading them. You will be missed!

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  12. Kevin Baldwin says

    1st May 2015 at 10:24 am

    Many thanks to Rick and to everyone else for all the kind comments – they’re very much appreciated.

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